The big question on everyone’s mind now that they know tht Santa is in a alcohol abuse rehab is whether he will get out of the Florida alcohol abuse rehab before the New Year. This is not as easy as one might think because the length of time one is in an alcohol abuse rehab depends upon a number of factors and in many cases denial and resistance to treatment propongs ones lenght of stay.
The Florida alcohol abuse rehab program refused to comment on the status of Santa due to confidentiality laws, but it suffice to say the alcohol abuse program is a four to six week program so New Year’s could be a problem. Historically many people want to leave their alcohol abuse rehab prematurely around this time of year so if any of you receiove a phone call from Santa to come pick him up from the Florida alcohol abuse rehab, call his therapist first. This goes especially for Rudolph who has been his greatest enabler.