Reports are flying that Santa was seen entering a alcohol abuse treatment program in Florida. Accompanied by Rudolph and Blitzen, Santa was noticeably “out of it” as he had fallen out of the sled when he landed. The staff at the alcohol abuse treatment program in Florida had to come out and assist the fallen warrior into the Florida alcohol treatment program.
The staff understands how difficult it will be to protect Santa’s anonymity as this writer has already been made aware of the admission to the alcohol abuse treatment facility. There is the distinct possibility that a person like Tiger Woods has dressed up to look like Santa to disguise his admission to the alcohol abuse treatment facility, but we do not believe this to be true as Tiger Woods would probably bring the entire alcohol abuse treatment facility staff to his home in Jupiter.
We wish Santa or Tiger the very best and his results are positive when leaving the alcohol abuse treatment facility in Florida. We also want to thank Rudolph and Blitzen for bringing to the alcohol abuse treatment program in Florida as it was clear that Santa needed some warm, sunny weather as a change of pace from the cold.